$FIRED
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$FIRED is a community meme token on Solana, built around one specific, extremely current anxiety: getting replaced at your job by an AI agent that doesn't take breaks, doesn't ask for a raise, and definitely doesn't need a cardboard box on its way out.

It launched fairly on Pump.fun — bonding curve, no presale, no team allocation sitting in a wallet waiting to dump on holders. The brand is a single deadpan mascot: an office worker, mid-layoff, radiating the specific calm of someone who has already given up and is fine, actually.

This document exists mostly so there's something official-looking to point to. It is not a promise of returns, a technical roadmap for a product, or a pitch deck. It's a meme coin. Read the Risk section before you do anything with actual money.

The brand story plays out in four beats, all on one Tuesday morning:

Time	What happened
9:14 AM	Nothing unusual. Just spreadsheets and a suspiciously calm new coworker.
9:47 AM	Turns out the "coworker" runs the entire job function. It also formats its own citations.
10:02 AM	Turns out there were more of them. There are always more of them.
10:15 AM	Box packed. Badge deactivated. Infinite free time to post about it, though.

This narrative is deliberately reusable: the community toolkit lets anyone generate the same scene for their own profession using the mascot reference image and a fixed prompt template, then post it with the ticker attached. Every profession gets its own version of the joke. That's the growth loop.

Field	Value
Ticker	$FIRED
Chain	Solana
Launch platform	Pump.fun (bonding curve)
Total supply	1,000,000,000 (standard Pump.fun launch supply)
Presale	None
Team allocation	None
Liquidity	Managed by the bonding curve; migrates to a public DEX automatically once the market-cap threshold is reached
Contract address	Published officially via X and Telegram at launch — always verify before buying

Everyone gets in through the same bonding curve, at the same price, at the same time. No insider round, no vesting cliff, no early-investor discount. If that sounds like a low bar — it is. It's also a bar most tokens in this category don't clear.

How the Bonding Curve Works

There's no traditional liquidity pool to seed at launch. Instead, price follows a fixed mathematical curve: each buy moves the price up along that curve, each sell moves it back down. Nobody — including the creator — chooses the price directly.

Once enough SOL has flowed through the curve to hit Pump.fun's market-cap threshold, the token "graduates": remaining liquidity is deposited into a public DEX pool automatically, and trading continues there. This is the same mechanism every token launched on Pump.fun uses — $FIRED gets no special treatment and no shortcuts.

Contract Security

Pump.fun revokes mint authority, freeze authority, and update authority on every token it launches, automatically, at creation. In plain terms: nobody — not the creator, not anyone else — can ever mint additional $FIRED beyond the fixed supply, freeze a holder's wallet, or alter the token's on-chain identity after launch. This is standard for every Pump.fun token, not something specific to $FIRED, and it's independently verifiable on any Solana explorer.

Fees

Trades on the bonding curve carry a small platform fee, split between Pump.fun and the token creator, in line with Pump.fun's standard fee schedule (this has changed more than once platform-wide, so treat the live fee shown in-app as the source of truth, not this document). $FIRED does not add any fee on top of Pump.fun's own.

Phase	Focus
01 — Termination	Fair launch on Pump.fun. Website, X, Telegram, and the community generator all live. Contract published and verified across every official channel.
02 — Severance	Daily content cadence established. First wave of community-generated profession scenes. Initial holder base and organic reach via the generator loop.
03 — Whatever's Next	Community-driven from here — exchange visibility, partnerships, or expanded content formats happen if and when the community pulls them into existence. No founder promises about price, listings, or partnerships that aren't confirmed and public.

Deliberately modest. Meme coins that promise elaborate roadmaps rarely deliver on them — we'd rather under-promise.

$FIRED is run by a small, pseudonymous team rather than a publicly-named company — the norm for this category, not an exception specific to $FIRED. What's verifiable instead of trust-based: zero team allocation, zero presale, and mint/freeze/update authority revoked on-chain — all independently checkable, none of it dependent on taking anyone's word for it. Official communication only ever happens through the channels listed on this page.