YOUR POSITION
HAS BEEN ELIMINATED.

$FIRED is the Solana meme coin for everyone the algorithm decided it didn't need anymore. No severance. No warning. Just a box and a bag of tokens.

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FIRED mascot character standing in an office doorway under an EXIT sign, holding a box of personal effects after being replaced by AI Exhibit B — 10:15 AM, badge deactivated
exhibit A —

Meet the agent
that replaced you.

It doesn't take breaks. It doesn't ask for a raise. It definitely doesn't need a box on its way out.

0Sick Days
24/7Uptime
∞Patience
case file 0041 —

The exit interview.

One photo. Four minutes. Pinned up so nobody forgets how it happened.

Four-panel comic showing the FIRED mascot being replaced by an AI system at the office and walking out with a box
9:14 AM

Tuesday. Nothing unusual. Just you, your spreadsheets, and a suspiciously calm new coworker.

9:47 AM

Turns out the "coworker" runs your entire job function. It also formats its own citations.

10:02 AM

Turns out there were more of them. There are always more of them.

10:15 AM

Box packed. Badge deactivated. Infinite free time to post about it, though.

field office —

What's YOUR profession's replacement look like?

Copy the mascot, copy the prompt, generate your own "fired by AI" scene for your own job. Post it. Tag us.

Make Your Own →
paperwork —

Want the full breakdown?

Concept, tokenomics, bonding curve mechanics, contract security, roadmap, risk disclosure — all of it, in one document.

Read the Whitepaper →
field office —

See it happening, live.

Every post mentioning $FIRED, updating in real time. Including whatever you just made.

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not a metaphor —

Why this, why now.

Every meme coin claims to be "relatable." This one just means it literally.

01 — the joke

It's actually happening

"AI took my job" went from punchline to group chat reality in about eighteen months. $FIRED didn't invent the anxiety. It just gave it a ticker.

02 — the mascot

One deadpan employee

No screaming dog. No laser eyes. Just a guy holding a box, radiating the calm of someone who has completely given up and is fine, actually.

03 — the launch

Fair, on Pump.fun

Bonding curve, no presale, no team allocation sitting in a wallet waiting to dump on you. Same rules for everyone who shows up.

onboarding —

How to get fired.

Four steps. Faster than your actual exit interview.

01

Get a wallet

Phantom or Solflare. Free, five minutes, works on your phone.

02

Add SOL

Buy SOL on any exchange and send it to your new wallet.

03

Find $FIRED

Open Pump.fun, search $FIRED, confirm the ticker and mascot match.

04

Buy

Choose an amount, confirm in your wallet. Welcome to unemployment.

performance review —

Watch it happen live.

Real-time chart, straight from the market. No spin from corporate.

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paperwork —

The severance package.

Everything HR would put in a PDF, if HR were still a department that existed.

ticker$FIRED
chainSolana
launchFair, via Pump.fun
presaleNone
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